Last night we headlined AND got paid $40, which we spent entirely on beer. After only an 11 hour drive from Montana, I'm beginning to see the financial sense in starting a band.
At the bar after, Gene and I hit it off with an all-girl birthday party.
Guy from band: Looks like you guys made some friends.
Me: I guess so.
Guy from band: I wonder if they play softball together.
Me: If they do, they're all batting for the other team.
Guy from band: (thoughtful pause) I wonder if they're lesbians.
A later non-sequitur from the same guy: Man, if I went to prison, I'd find the girlie-est looking guy and totally have sex with him.
More power to you my friend.
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