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Back story: I forgot I had Steve's keys in my pocket when I jumped off the bridge, causing the alarm thing to not work for a day.

Gene: (using Steve's computer) The internet is slow. I guess I can download porn later.
Steve: Please don't download porn on my computer.
Me: (pretending to be Steve) Hm, let's consider all the implications of that joke, and take it to its logical conclusion.
Steve: I will set you both ablaze.

Later that day...

Steve: What? Who broke the leg off my amp?
Gene: We're pretty rough on that thing.
Me: Yeah. Sometimes I jump off the bridge with it.
Steve: Please don't download porn on my amplifier.

I couldn't stop laughing. That brother of mine, he's one sharp dude.

Also, we were going to pick up groceries in Monomonee for dinner with a girl Gene was impressing.

Gene: How do you guys feel about driving?
Me: It's just down there. Let's walk.
Gene: (resigned) Ok...

Later...

Gene: (to me) I've got like 120 pounds on you. That whole walk I was trying really hard not to breathe hard. HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF!