We went to a show where the lead girl was in an accident or something and wears an eye patch. She totally owned the situation by starting a pirate punk band.
Audience Dude: Your mother's uncle!
Weird Greasy Pony Tail Band Member: That's how I got here. Not that I'm complaining, I just want in on the action.
Grooooooss.
Anyway, this morning I had my coffee with fresh goat's milk. Everyone's rent in this house is about $180 / month. We drank prodigious amounts of beer last night. Between the lot, there were 5 stabbing scars and 3 broken face stories. Most of us got up at noon. The brothers had matching tape cassette and crossbones tattoos. Hopefully this is giving you a idea of how awesome this house is.
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