Thursday, October 1, 2009
What? New content now?
During the middle of the tour, we paused to record some demos. We frantically laid down tracks for 5 songs over the course of about a day. We then spent three months mixing and mastering the tracks. (Mostly 'cause we're lazy.)
But we finally finished them! Now you can enjoy all your favorite ZD songs in crisp, studio-quality (...ish we were a little rushed for time during the actual recording) demo EP format!
It's a Good Thing
The Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2
Fat Kid Emo Pants
Happiness - By the time we reached this part of the recording process, the bass had slipped out of tune. I (Steve) couldn't get it to sound good with both bass and guitar, so there are two versions.
Happiness with bass
Carpedium - And with that exhortation of our greatness, I now take my leave.
Until next time, Zombie Dog out!
Monday, August 10, 2009
One Last Quote Post
The music stops. A car passes us on the right.
Me: What do you think?
Steve: I think that guy's kids had better be on fire.
Me: Mind if I just pick something?
Steve: Sure, just as long as it doesn't suck.
Gene: Here, in case you want to keep in contact with your fiddle player. (he hands me a flier for her band)
Laura: Don't do it! She won't shut up!
Me: She was a talker, wasn't she.
Laura: Jesus, I could have stolen her identity!
Me: I think Amelia likes me.
awkward silence.
Me: I think you like me.
Steve: Your mom likes you.
Steve: That's why I hate you.
Me: Haha! Wait... are you serious?
Steve: No, you're just high, and it's fun to mess with you.
Steve: They say you lose most of your heat through your head. Specifically, on a strip down the middle, more-so in the back.
Steve: You'd think it's a lot of fun visiting new cities and meeting people, but mostly it's just being irritable, lost, and smelly.
Steve: Please don't download porn onto my minivan.
We enter Idaho. 5 minutes later:
Gene: They're just tearing away at that mountain. I wonder what's in there?
Steve: Precious potatoes. My grandpappy worked in a potato mine until it closed.
Gene: Until he died from spud-lung, right?
Steve: Sometimes I wake up in the morning and say to myself 'where the fuck am I?!?' Then I'm pleasantly surprised to find out that it's a couch instead of the van.
Backstory: We're at a grocery store with a fellow couch surfer trying to purchase beer for the pants party in Bismark.
Surfer: This'll be debit.
Cashier: We only do credit. Want me to charge credit on your debit card?
Surfer: Why don't I just use my credit card?
Cashier: Well, you might want to use your debit card for the interest rate. Plus it comes out immediately.
Surfer: ...
Me: I don't see what's so difficult about this. I use my debit card pin with my credit card to make debit purchases on my credit card for tax purposes. Obviously.
Everyone but the cashier thought it was funny.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Last show
Commotion - This was Gene's set, so you can still kind of hear the vocals.
Company -
Bean and Joe - Gene and I keep getting each other's songs in each other's heads. What jerks.
Some Blues Song - I have no idea what this song is called.
Chelsea Hotel - actually played in New York. Whoo!
Carpedium - And now you can't hear lyrics...
It's a Good Thing - If I'd put the mic in the right place, it might be a good thing.
Total Eclipse of the Heart - Turn around one last time, bright eyes.
Karate - And finally, we are most certainly not Jackie Chang in that movie where he pretends to be Jackie Chan and teams up with a Bruce Lee look-alike.
thE32nd - (19), so we didn't quite hit 32.
Happiness - we were pretty happy to be playing this show.
TAoCP2 - This was the worst possible song on the tour to break a bass string. So of course, we did.
Fat Kid Emo Pants - Woah, indeed.
We Talk To a Racist Cop
Steve posted about the great Philladelphia open mic. Well, the adventure continued.
Back outside, a white cop pulls up behind the van parked just outside the venue. Good naturedly, he says, "Texas huh? You guys are lost! You are REALLY LOST!" We have Texas plates you see, as that's where Steve came from. Gene starts chatting with him and explains, "We're in a band on tour."
"Rock."
"Rock music in the ghetto! I guess this place is coming up."
This amuses me as the area felt like Brooklyn in the sense that it could once have been dangerous, but now it was exactly the kind of place I'd want to spend a Saturday night.
"My niece is on an air force base in Te..."
He stops dead, mid-sentence, turns, and oggles a pair of black girls walking by.
"You know, rookie cops say, 'I could never get into that,' but I guess after you're out here for a while you develop a taste."
"Alright, well, uh, I guess we're going to get going." Gene had caught word of a dance party at another place. We get directions from the officer and head out.
I lost my shoes earlier in the tour, and the place had a no-flip-flops dress code, so we ended up just going out to get a couple of drinks and calling it a night.
In the morning, Gene gets up to feed the meter. We head downstairs to meet him, and I start bitching about something or another, as I often do when I'm hungry. He starts to take off. Steve starts yelling, "whoah whoah whoah!" I look over and see that Steve's only half in the van. I chime in, "Whoah whoah whoah! You're running over Steve!" Nobody was hurt, so I can say in retrospect that Steve had the funniest terrified expression on his face. We picked up a couple of cheesesteaks to make it all good. On the way, Steve was navigating.
Steve: Turn right here on Syndor.
Gene: It's pronounced Snydor.
Steve: Ah, well, you say potato, I say fuck you.
Me: (Laughing for 5 minutes)
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Cleveland and Pittsburgh
Day 2 in Cleveland represented for me everything that's great about this tour. I woke up at noon in the Akron house, and spent the next six hours hanging out on the porch with everyone and their dogs drinking coffee and beer. Gene made a great dinner for everyone, and we all hit on the cute girl. We rocked extra hard at a really fun open mic night in Cleveland, and stayed pretty late. Finally we headed home, unwound, and called it a night around 4.
Well, there was a bit of a misadventure. Gene is a tortured sleeper, so between two nights of no sleep, a couple of beers, and a couple of joints, he passed out in the van on the way home. I take a sleeping-dogs-lie approach to that dude when he finally gets some sleep, so we just left him in the van. Around 3:30 our friend George got up to go to work, came back in, and said, "Gene's sleeping in the street." I thought that meant he grabbed a sleeping bag and was sleeping in the grass beside the van or something, but nope. He'd left the door open, walked around the van, and passed out in the street. Luckily he woke up enough that he could walk himself back to the house as he's a very large man. Nobody got hurt, so now it's hilarious.
Monday, August 3, 2009
Super Secret Practice Session
Here's some stuff we recorded while jamming:
Something in Between - Where do you get off calling Gene a crazy super-villain, huh?
Catch Me - Complete with Steve trying to frantically play along with his computerized synths.
More to come.
Philly "Jus Words"
We called them up, and they said they were happy to have our band play. When we got there, we discovered it was more of an open forum/poetry jam called "Jus Words." There was even a house band providing backing music for a few spoken word and sung pieces.
When we got there, the host was discussing race relations and the recent arrest of a Harvard professor with the the audience (a huge crowd by the way, over 100 people there).
Also, it turned out we were three of the maybe six white people in the room. We felt somewhat out of our element. Gene began panicking, insisting that we would not be welcome and that even if we were allowed to play we'd be booed off the stage.
The bartender assured us that they'd love us and that this open mic was all about doing your own thing and being accepted for that. In our case, our own thing is weird rock music, so we'd be accepted for that. (I later talked to a few other people there who expressed their happiness at seeing a rock band there. One said that he much preferred punk to the normal hip hop and R&B normally played at that event.) Others came over and told us that we were welcome to play rock and expressed great interest in hearing us play.
Still, Gene needed a drink to steel his nerves. Dave ordered the bartenders specialty. She told him it was called "a piece of ass." She then poured two shots of 151 rum, another shot of hard liquor (I forget what), and some sour mix into a glass and passed it to Gene.
We eventually hauled our equipment up to the stage (they had a band, but no guitar) and set up.
We then received the best intro we've ever gotten and went on to play:
TAoCP2 - It was quite well received.
We were only allotted two songs, so I passed the mic to a still-nervous Gene, who cracked this joke to loosen up the crowd. If you listen closely, you'll notice two people laughing. That would be Dave and myself. Awkward...
We then played:
thE32nd - Holy carp! This is the most enthusiastic crowd ever!
Two more days worth of bootlegs are forthcoming. I'll post them when I finish them.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Pittsburg: Phoning it in Since 1758
So we played a whole bunch of songs to no one except the bartender, sound guy, and MC, and I put together the most half-assed bootlegs yet.
First, Gene
thE32nd - (17)
Company - Soothing you in improperly balanced stereo since 2009.
If I Gave You a Guitar - If we ever install a poll plugin to the blog, the first question will have to be "If I gave you a guitar, would you write me a song?" Followed, of course, by "Do you like me? Circle one: Yes/No"
Chelsea Hotel - Dave likes this song, but he missed it. Sucker!
I Likes - Me talk good!
Then, all of us
It's a Good Thing - Zombie Dog phoning it in, Whoo! Actually, we played alright, I'm just too lazy to make the bootlegs sound good.
Total Eclipse of the Heart - I have nothing to say about this that wouldn't be a potentially offensive joke about our ritard in the second verse.
TAoCP2 - Ok. I'm trimming something out of this beast.
Finally, all of us but with Gene singing
thE32nd (full band) (18)
Commotion - I wish I knew if having my own room in Hell was standard or if it's actually a perk...
Catch Me - Barring any unusual capitalization, I'm pretty sure I got the name right.
Something In Between - Gene's told me that name something like three times, but I keep calling it Supervillain. I'm "that guy" in the band.
Karate - For the last time, we're like Jackie Chan in that movie where he was his own twin and not the one where he teamed up with Jet Li in feudal China.
Share and enjoy
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Pittsburg, for real this time.
Theoretically, there was a live feed of the show somewhere, but I haven't been able to find an archive of it yet. Perhaps on their MySpace?
It's a Good Thing - Nothing really exceptional or funny here.
Total Eclipse of the Heart - This is the catchiest drum beat the computer has ever picked for this song.
TAoCP2 - No time for banter! Next song! Next song!
Happiness - This was the happiest those bar patrons have ever been.
Fat Kid Emo Pants - Those woahs are painful, ain't they!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
More Cleveland
No time for banter!
It's a Good Thing
Total Eclipse of the Heart
TAoCP2
Silly Dreams
Black Girlfriend
Company
thE32n'd - (16) half way there!
Cleveland acoustic set
Dave - rawking the house since 1983!
Christmas Eve - A ghost story by Dave. How sweet!
Must've been the pills I took - Dave's favorite Hank Williams the Eighty-Seventh cover
Gene - Singer/songwritering your faces off!
Black Girlfriend - Gene busts out the Porno for Pyros. (Hi mom!) Complete with Xe La discussing how this open mic usually goes and hecklers demanding drums.
Summer, a Year Ago - A new Gene original.
Bearsaw - This is another Gene original that I don't know the name of. However, you can't really hear it over the discussions of the bear loose on campus and the movie Saw II (warning: spoilers!), so I decided Bearsaw is a good name. (Gene says it's "Catch Me", but I'm sticking with "Bearsaw").
Bermuda Highway - Seriously! This is like New Gene Song Extravaganza '09 around here... Oh wait... He tells me this is a My Morning Jacket song. Cancel the Extravaganza
Commotion - How can you not get up and dance to this upbeat number?
Company - I suppose we could call it Old Gene Song Extravaganza '09...
Summer, Before Last - Ok. That's probably not the name, but I'm too lazy to find Gene for the real name again.
Zombie Dog - These songs sound awful acoustic!
Acoustic Grindcore - well that ended predicably!
It's a Good Thing - Actually, that went pretty well.
TAoCP2 - Meh...
Happiness - Theoretically, this one should work pretty well acoustically, right?
Steve - Too nerdy to rock, huh? Well I'll show you!
Nerd Rock - Not really rock with just an acoustic, but whatever.
Teenage Girlfriend - A brand new one! Never before heard by anyone but me.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Pickup show in Toledo
It was an interesting setup because the house PA wasn't your standard "two big speakers next to a stage" array. They had an assortment of different sizes of speakers throughout the bar to play the radio through, so depending on where you were, different parts of the music were FAR more pronounced than others and blah blah blah to the nerdy nerd nerd.
It's a Good Thing - The DR-1 was really close to the vocalist, so somehow the vocals actually come through ok.
Total Eclipse of the Heart - In case you can't tell, our rhythm section was a little stoned that night. We also played the song at 240 bpm, which was an adventure.
TAoCP2 - and then the wheels fell off...
Happiness - Why is the song getting slower as we go?!?
Summertime Roll - I give up! We're not even using the microphones anymore!
thE32nd - (15)
Company - I'm done! It's all you Gene. *leaves in a huff*
Bean and Joe - By popular demand. (Seriously, there were death threats if Gene didn't play this.)
To all of you and your enormous dicks.
I couldn't stop laughing.
Then, the legitimate show we played the day after in Chicago was great. There were tons of people who were getting into it, my sister and brother in law were there, we played well, and the banter was good. Now, I yell, "Zombie Dog!" after roughly two thirds of the songs we play. Then,
Girl: My brother runs this place. I loved your set, BUT! WHAT IS YOUR BAND CALLED?!
Me: Uh... Zombie Dog.
Girl: Oh, huh.
Now we're hanging out in Toledo for a couple of days. We played a surprise show two nights ago, went dancing last night, and are about to hit up a sweat lodge which is some sort of insane sauna that's frankly quite scary.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Chicago... Let's call it a "cool down" show?
The guy who organizes shows hooked us up with a guy named Ken who did acoustic covers of punk ballads. He was super excited to rock out with a serious band from New York. Then we let him know how "serious" this band really is. He seemed sad. :(
Either way, we played these songs:
(Note, the file transfer is going slowly, so not all of the songs may be available immediately)
Honest Man - Gene rocks the My Morning Jacket.
Company - I still want one of those books about parachutes.
Bean and Joe - As plagiarized by Paul Simon.
The Breathing - I can't remember who this is a cover of. So I'm gonna guess... Disturbed? That sounds like the name of a Disturbed song, right?
It's a Good Thing - Chicago's a good thing.
Total Eclipse of the Heart - I decided to try out adding curse word(s) to this song. I'm still unsure as to if it's awesome enough to be worth the cursing.
The Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2 - I was planning to make meaningful eye contact with one of the cuter girls in the bar on the word "baby" (You know, as a flirty stage presence thing.) But she took that exact moment to go to the bathroom.
Fat Kid Emo Pants - As requested by Tricia our sister.
Happiness - No time for banter, we're leaving in 5!
Carpedium - One day, we'll play this song well, and it will rock!
Karate - So many f bombs! Good thing it's a bar, and there's no kids around. (Also, we are definitely not like Jackie Chan in that one movie I hear he did early in his career which was actually an adult film and not a kung fu flick at all!)
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Chicago. Let's call it a "warm up" show.
At one point in the evening, she asked if all open mics are as much of sausage fests as this one.
I said, "yeah, they're usually a lot like this."
"Though in this case, it might be more due to the 1950's era pornography they're showing on all the TVs."
Yeah... That was weird.
Company - Gene returns with this popular classic.
Chelsea Hotel - Dave loves this song. I'm pretty sure I don't know how to spell it.
thE32nd (just Gene) - (13)
It's a Good Thing - The sound system was pretty awful, and we didn't do a sound check. Long story short, the guitar is very quiet, and we sound remarkably good!
Total Eclipse of the Heart - It's still epic, even if we played it 50 beats per minute too slow.
TAoCP2 - Old song, new abbreviation.
Happiness - By executive decision of Dave. I think Gene and I both wanted to sing Karate.
thE32nd ('full' band) - This place had the worst boom mic I've ever used, so no backup vocals. Also (14)
Amusing stories we've been meaning to post
Do you have trouble falling asleep? Do you have trouble sleeping through the night? Do you wish you could just have a good night's sleep? Well now there's hope.
From the makers of the antidepressant "Beer" comes "Tequila." Tequila's mono-medicinal treatment has two stages. Alcohol helps you fall asleep, and alcohol helps you stay asleep. Finally, you can have the deep, restful sleep you deserve.
Tequila.
Side effects of tequila include decreased motor skills, poor judgment, and sudden emotional swings. Make sure you can dedicate at least seven hours to sleep and/or partying before taking tequila. Do not operate heavy machinery while using tequila. Pregnant or nursing women should double their dosage as they are drinking for two.
Magic guitar pick day
About two years ago, I (Steve) had backstage passes to see Eric Clapton in concert. Clapton himself leaves immediately after the show to call his family and sleep, so I didn't get to meet him. However, I did get two guitar picks stamped with info about the tour. ("Eric Clapton USA tour 2008" etc.) They're pretty nice picks so I've been using them on tour.
Unfortunately, I lost one of them early in the tour. My set of picks was incomplete. *sad face composed primarily of punctuation*
Then, in Seattle, I saw a red guitar pick on the ground. I said to myself, "Sweet! Free guitar pick." I picked it up and started reading the text on it: "EC WORLD TOUR '06/'07"
Wait a minute... "EC"? I had just found the same pick I had lost, but from the previous year's tour!
And that's how I saved Christmas
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
When a Band Loves a Girl
That's right, if we're coming to your town, you may be the lucky girl to get a van full of rock stars/weirdos flirting with you all night. It's funny too because there's this tension where we all root for each other, but at the same time want the girl to like ME. Hence, we get pretty mixed results as wing men.
We have various styles and approaches. Apparently I use a different voice, and Gene knows instantly when I'm hitting on someone without even looking. Steve goes for an I-don't-care approach and cracks dumb jokes, which works really well, confusingly to me, as I usually just punch him in the arm when he starts cracking dumb jokes (you know, unless the rhythm section got stoned earlier). Gene plays it cool because he's cool I guess. It helps that I'm the good looking one, though I am the drummer and married and all.
We're ridiculous. Me in particular. Rock and Roll!
Monday, July 20, 2009
Dickin' Around
We spend a lot of time driving around fairly lost, leaving messages at venues that never really call us back, waiting for someone to finish packing up so we can go already, waiting for the show in a couple of hours without much to do in the meantime, waiting for the first five acts to wrap up, standing around outside after the show trying to flirt and schmooze a floor to sleep on, waiting for the friend you just met to call his friend and see about the party, and so on and so on.
We are master dicking arounders. Our favorite ways to kill time include
- Chucking a frisbee around.
- Picking on Steve.
- Flirting with the same girl (more on that later).
- Calling Mara.
- Drinking, much more so if the beer is free.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Madison then... silence.
Yesterday, we played on the campus library mall at Madison. It was pretty rawkin!
It's a Good Thing - Despite being our sound check (again), we sounded pretty good on this one!
Happy Birthday - Technically, the copyright infringement entailed by playing this song is among the least illegal aspects of the show... Happy birthday, Nathan Hotdog!
Total Eclipse of the Heart - So. Damn. Epic!
The Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2 - People have told me that I don't sound particularly concerned as I sing "Look out! Giant booger, baby." I showed them last night. Listen to the concern in that last chorus! I am concerned, my friends. Concerned!
Happiness - We're gonna say that that's "concern" you hear in my voice and not "angst."
Fat - Ok. That is angst you hear there, but it's ironic angst.
thE32nd - (12)
Company - You can't hear it, but Dave and I danced around and looked really cool during this one.
It's a Good Thing (Reprise) - It's not just repeating a song from earlier if we call it a reprise.
We should be back to posting by Tuesday
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Minneapolis
It was pretty fun. Then Dave and I drank a bunch and got in an argument. Good times!
It's a Good Thing - yup.
Total Eclipse of the Heart - indeed
The Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2 - fer sure
thE32nd - (11)
Company - yes
Chelsea Hotel - OK.
Steve Decides Not To Pick Up a Hooker
Girl: I've got a mixed kid so you know I like creamy guys.
Steve: Um... That's cool.
Girl: I used to strip.
Gene: How long ago was that?
Girl: Two years ago. I still do for the right people. I do other work too.
Gene: I bet you do.
Girl: I'm going to find some company.
Steve: Good luck.
Girl: What, you don't think I can do it?
Other guy: I thought I gave you five dollars to call a cab.
Steve's Birthday and a Few Other Things...
2. Dave MAY or MAY NOT take his love for Santagold a little too personally.
3. The fact that I am an ex-addict has so far had NO immediate barring on my ability to seem more "mysterious" and/or "interesting", despite certain rumors.
4. This entire experience has absolutely hindered my ability to have an intelligent conversation or seem at all interested in a potentially-intelligent conversation.
5. There is yet another contest to find out who will kill another band mate first.
6. "Ruling out no possibilities at all times" also means that sometimes I have to enjoy when and where I'm at, even if its just driving (and we all know how much driving can be a pain-in-the-ass).
7. Loneliness is harder the FURTHER you are from home.
8. There is no time for hesitation now...
9. I am beat beyond belief and there is no end in sight.
10. Dreams of peril for men of peril. Everything else is a lure to your definite end. Besides, if I didnt suffer from nightmares, I would sleep all the way through the living madness. THANKS NIGHTMARES!
12. "You too" is NOT a proper response to a sentiment like "Sweet Dreams" or "Nice to meet you" or anything of that caliber..U2 is a band, not a response.
(heart) Gene
Monday, July 13, 2009
Happy Birthday to me!
Carpedium - This is a way better choice for our sound check than our hit song!
Summertime Roll - We figured out how to get the delay pedal working again, so we can play this song again.
It's a Good Thing - And yet... we still haven't gotten our sound issues ironed out. Dammit!
The Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2 - Too little, too late, sound system.
Total Eclipse of the Heart - Once upon a time I was falling in love; then I was only falling apart.
Happiness - Whoo! We kept the beat on the bridge!
Fat Kid Emo Pants - Sing-alongs work best when only 4 people show!
thE32nd - (10)
Company - My books mention parachutes. I don't know what Gene's problem is.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
2-fer except not really.
Anyway, Missoula! We played a sweet show with a bunch of experimental and hardcore bands including Moms, Fag Rag, and Filth Mattress. (Kind of like Rush with two drummers and no Geddy vocals, weird deerhoof-esque experimentation and squealing, and melodic hardcore but with a punk drummer and vocalist respectively).
We played this stuff:
It's a Good Thing - I have nothing witty to say.
Total Eclipse of the Heart - We're starting to get solid enough with this material that I have not quippy witticisms for you.
Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2 - "This song is about giant snot monsters attacking Russia. It's dedicated to the ladies!"
happiness - "This is our ballad, but we dedicated the last song to the ladies already... SO this one's for the dudes!"
Fat Kid Emo Pants - Drawing a blank on funny things to say again...
Karate - Once more, the movie where Jackie Chan was his own twin, not the one where he conducted a police investigation completely straight without doing anything funny at all.
thE32nd - (9)
The Other Team
At the bar after, Gene and I hit it off with an all-girl birthday party.
Guy from band: Looks like you guys made some friends.
Me: I guess so.
Guy from band: I wonder if they play softball together.
Me: If they do, they're all batting for the other team.
Guy from band: (thoughtful pause) I wonder if they're lesbians.
A later non-sequitur from the same guy: Man, if I went to prison, I'd find the girlie-est looking guy and totally have sex with him.
More power to you my friend.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Driving
Friday, July 10, 2009
A Show in Montana
For the 8 or so days we've spent in this glorious state, last night was the first time we played a show. The Missoula crowd convinced us to stick around for tonight's party, which is more in keeping with the party-don't-play-shows that I'm used to in Montana.
More quotes I had lying around:
Me: Can I get the keys?
Gene: Do you need your cocaine out of the van?
Me: That's right.
Gene: Well don't do too much.
Steve: To be fair though, we are rock stars.
The empty bar: silence.
This was a story Gene had the last time we were in Billings, which we're skipping today so we can party in Missoula.
I was dancing with this girl, and it's really fun. Then Mr. Stud walks in and that was the end of that. Steve left already, and I didn't remember how to get home, what the address was, or either of your numbers. Some guy spends the next hour and a half with me trying to get home. Finally I call my brother. I said, "What's the number I've been calling you from?" He said, "Do you realize it's 6:00am here?" I said, "IT'S 4:00 HERE! JUST GIVE ME THE NUMBER!" Then Steve picked up and we were right around the corner.
What?!? We played a show in Montana?!?
We hadn't practiced in about a week, yet last night was one of our tightest shows so far. If only the PA had been badass enough to handle all that rock... (You might hear a little distortion on the mp3s.)
It's a Good Thing - Considering this is one of our best songs, we probably shouldn't open with in since we've never got our sound issues ironed out yet. Oh well, I suppose that just makes really good recordings of it extra special.
Total Eclipse of the Heart - You can tell we played this one well because we didn't cut the intro from the bootleg.
The Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2 - Where's part one, you ask? Well, you see, part 1 isn't as good. It's part of a rock operetta entitled "A Brief History of Canada." Obviously, part one is a low part of the quintet used only to establish plot. (Also, Dave probably would have vetoed it as "too nerdy.")
Happiness - You may have noticed that I'm rambling a lot in the commentary today. I'm not going to tell you why. Suffice to say, listen to that distortion on the synths! Weird!
Fat Kid Emo Pants - Guess who's gotten most into the sing a long part of this song so far:
A. Drunk hecklers in a bar
B. Actual emo kids
C. Dave's friends in New York
D. My friends in Eau Claire
E. all-ages art school crowd
Yup. The answer was B (though the drunk hecklers were pretty enthusiastic)
thE32nd - (8)
Company - Some encouragement would do us all some good, but you're not getting it!
Karate - No, we're not like Jackie in that movie where he worked as a TV chef either.
Share and enjoy
Thursday, July 9, 2009
A Lot of Imaginary Action
The Audio
The Transcription
(we play Total Eclipse)
Audience: Yes!
Me: Zombie Dog!
Audience: Is that an original?
Me: That's original, we wrote that, most people don't know that about us. I still don't know who actually wrote that song. I keep saying it's Bonnie and Clyde or Sonny and Cher.
Steve: Bonnie Tyler.
Me: Oh yeah, this one's a good one. If I do say so myself.
Steve: This one's about giant monsters destroying Russia.
Me: It's in Russian actually, watch out.
(we play Adventures Of...)
Me: Oh yeah, so check it out. My brother wrote this software that plays along with the band. It's not just pre-recorded, it's actually, like, listening and responding.
Steve: We gave the computer sentience so it could play along with us.
Me: Yeah, but it's trying to take over the band, so we're kind of rethinking that one.
Audience: Like Terminator.
Me: Exactly. It's like Hal over here. "I'm not going to let you play that tempo Dave." That's funny because my name is Dave, so... Yeah, this one's good too, it's got a sing along bit which... You'll see it coming, it's pretty obvious.
Steve: It is.
Dave: Just follow me, I'm the drummer.
(we play Fat Kid Emo Pants)
Me: You see all that singing and drumming at the same time? That shit's hard man. Wait, I mean stuff. This is an all ages show isn't it. Don't tell your mom we just swore.
Steve: Did you notice that as soon as we mentioned the computer it turned it's volume way up? It thinks it's all important, like, "I'm the best member of the band!"
Me: "Computer solo!"
Steve: "Whoooo!" Um, should we do our ballad?
Me: Yeah, let's do the ballad.
Steve: You guys want to hear a ballad?
Me: This one's for the ladies!
(we play Hapiness)
Audience: That was lovely.
Me: Awwwwe. That was written for an imaginary girlfriend of the band's. That's not weird right? We're getting a lot of imaginary action on this tour, you guys have no idea. We're going to do one of Gene's songs. We picked this guy up in Toledo. He's like, "Can I be in your band?" To which we said, "Ok." That's about as complicated as that conversation was.
Steve: Turns out he's a cook!
Gene: I just got done reading Dale Carnegie, and I approached them very tactfully and said, "You guys are really good, but you need a bass player."
Me: Which is true.
Gene: "And I am a bass player. So you should take me." Dale Carnegie.
Me: We're all Dale Carnegie fans here I imagine, so... we've all read his latest books.
Steve: I have no idea who that is. Way to make me look like a moron.
(the mic is way too short for Gene)
Steve: Adopt a wider rock stance Gene.
Gene: This is a true story.
Me: Mostly about me.
(we play Karate)
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Just some stuff and stuff
Me: Yeah. Why, you need to borrow my toothbrush?
Katie: No, but the dog did.
Steve: I was nonplussed.
Me: I think you're using nonplussed backwards.
Steve: Well then I was plussed.
Me: Plussed isn't a word.
Steve: Yeah it is, I plussed two and two to make 4.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Spokane
Friday, we played in Spokane, WA. At 8:00 we called a punk venue called the Cretin Hop. (Bootlegs below)
Friday night, instead of sleeping, we piled into the van to drive to Polebridge, MT for a July 4th party we'd heard rumors of.
Saturday, we partied in rural Montana with some friends from Missoula. Notable events there:
River surfing. Someone tied a surfboard to the bank of the river. We all took turns trying to surf on it. Dave, lacking clothing that would not get swept down the river opted to do so naked. We forgot to take pictures, but it looked like a much less majestic version of this:
Dave also tried to throw the van keys into the river. Fortunately, he missed by several inches, and we weren't stranded in Poleridge.
The drinking Frisbee game. It involved throwing Frisbees at empty beer bottles and drinking. Good times.
Music. A local band called "7 Smart Fellers" played pretty decent "jug band" country pretty much all day.
Today, we abandoned Gene with some Missoula friends so that Dave and I could come to Canada and visit some family. We'll get the tour back on track in about 4 days when we meet Gene in Missoula again.
Here's what we played in Spokane:
Total Eclipse of the Heart - We played "It's a Good Thing" first but forgot to record it. Is it ironic that our radio single is the song we have the fewest recordings of?
The Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2 - How does the octave jump sound? I think I'm keeping that!
Fat Kid Emo Pants - It was kind of a punky venue, so we got right to the punky music
Happiness - It was kind of a punky venue, so we... played our soothing love ballad?
Karate - We're like Jackie Chan in that movie where he was his own twin, NOT the one where he teams up with Chinese pop stars to fight vampires.
thE32nd - (7)
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Hanging out with my bro'
I like hanging out with my big brother. He's really cool. But sometimes he's mean too! He yells at me and calls me annoying, and sometimes he even beats me up!
But when he smokes pot, he becomes the coolest brother ever! He doesn't yell or anything. He says nice things and laughs at all my jokes. Hanging out with Dave is way more fun when he's high! Thanks weed!
Thursday, July 2, 2009
50%
Anyway, we played at a biker bar. Aside from a few "tips" (wink, wink; nudge, nudge!), the audience was pretty lukewarm. But the beer they paid us in was cold, so they had that going for them. Anyway, here are our bootlegs, completely free of audience interference!
Summertime Roll - This is the version we played first, while our rhythm section was still relatively sober.
It's a Good Thing - Don't bother listening, it took us until adventures to get our sound issues ironed out.
Total Eclipse of the Heart - Seriously, you're just wasting your time clicking that link. Skip on to Adventures!
The Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2 - There ya' go!
Fat Kid Emo Pants - If I know one thing, it's that grizzled old bikers in Kaiser helmets love being called fat kids!
Happiness - We were going to do this one before Fat Kid, but the hot girls we wanted to dedicate it to had stepped out for a smoke.
"smoke" break
If I Gave You a Guitar - Some soothing Geneius music to ease us into our second set.
Bean and Joe - Dave demanded chelsea hotel. This was played instead?
thE32nd - (6)
Karate - We're not Jackie Chan from that movie where he teamed up with Sammo Hung and Biao Yuen either, just the one where he was his own twin.
I Am the Greatest - Ah, Boomerang looping pedal. How much ass can you kick?
Carpedium - I think you can consider this day seized.
Lessons learned - The computer is less prone to attempt to seize control of the band when we make it louder.
Old bikers really don't like being called fat kids.
Tire irons hurt.
Thanks Cody, Alice, and Portland
Last night at the last minute I got us a show at a local biker bar. We rocked medium hard, and got flashed twice, but I missed it both times! Gah!
Steve: It's a good thing we quit when we did as the rhythm section got more stoned after every break.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
I should really be more on the ball about this
Chris' poem - A guy named Chris came up to me before the open mic to ask if I could play some sweet guitar riffs along with his poem. I said ok. What resulted is some of the finest white-boy AABBCCDDEE... poetry you've ever heard! (Ok, maybe not finest, but it's better than For My Dad)
Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2 - I should count my blessings that I didn't subtitle that song. Otherwise my wrists would already have fallen off from typing it.
Fat Kid Emo Pants - Sadly, all the kids (fat or otherwise) had left the open mic before we played this one.
It's a Good Thing - No Total Eclipse that night. They had a pretty staunch "no covers" policy.
I Am the Greatest - It just doesn't sound the same without the Boomerang. Wah de da, wah de da, WAAAAAAH!
Happiness - This song is quickly become the ballad I've played the most times.
Karate - Note: I am not like Jackie Chan in that movie where he had a robo-tuxedo; only in the one where he was his own twin.
Gene did a set on his own:
Company - I've got a set of those books where they mention love and parachutes. Let me tell you, that is a thrill ride!
thE32nd - (6)
Gene hasn't told me the name of this song yet - Apparently, the guy from Spirits of the Red City, whose songs all seem to be about alcoholism, broken relationships, and suicide thinks this song is pretty dark. Kudos, Gene! Kudos.
Quote Roundup
This morning at 7:30 my phone started ringing. I couldn't find it, woke the entire band up, and finally got it. I got the message, "This is a reminder that your gas meter reading schedule will be updated to..." to which I (quietly) started yelling, "fuuuuck youuuu!" Then we slept in to 1:30.
Alright, quotes!
Steve: The super gas was the same price, so expect a little more ass kicking from the minivan this leg.
Gene: I'm doing laundry. Hopefully you don't mind if your underthings tumble with mine.
Steve: Just so long as they aren't tumbling with your sugar momma's underwear.
Gene: I think you missed the point of that entirely.
Me: Haha!
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Hippies and Hitchhikers
We picked up a hitchhiker. Here he is taking up all the room in the world next to Gene.
Then Gene took over. "I'LL DRIVE!!!" Poor Steve was stuck talking with him, so I transcribed this brilliant conversation.
Guy: I've got six wives all over the country. I just have to find which one will send me some money. I've got some cigarette butts in my pocket, a book of matches, a lighter, and a dollar in my pocket. I'm Irish! Can't nobody mess with the Irish. Long as you got a penny in your pocket. I'm looking for a fight in Butte. I've got $11,000, I just can't get to it. I'm looking for my wife in Butte. She's a little ugly toothless Indian girl. I can say that because I love her.
Steve: Ok! (nervous laughter)
Guy: At least I've been able to keep mine.
Steve: That's always good.
Guy: Well if you can eat corn on the cob. OK poof, that went right over your head. do I embarrass you?
Steve: Eh... (nervous shoulder shrug)
Guy: I used to be in Vietnam. One thing I really did like though was my 44 magnum. That son of a bitch would knock a fucking ice box off its feet. Ok I'll shut up.
Steve: It's alright.
Guy: Birthday present here (indicates his hat). I'll probably sell it if I can. I do it all the time. These are broke right now (indicates his knuckles). Yeah they tried to put me in jail 6 days ago. I said for what? They said, "For fighting." You know, if someone hits me in the fucking mouth I'll hit him back. The cop says next time I'll throw you in jail. Three hots and a cot, a place to sleep. This guy from Australia filmed me for a movie called hitchhiker.
Steve: I'll keep my eyes peeled for that one.
Guy: We slow down? That's one thing I hate about this highway, it goes like this (waves his hands around). We're almost there now. (I guess that's it up there). Yeah, I just want to get uptown as far as I can, I've got bad legs, it's hard to walk. Once I see it I'll know where I'm at. So you guys are going to hit Missoula, huh? Well if you see a guy with cockeyes, he's cockeyed joe. If you see him, tell him I said hi. Fisheyes, know what I mean?
Steve: Yeah.
Me: Just find uptown! It's up on the hill, up by the mines. Just follow that white car. Run over it if you want to, I'll pick up the pieces. Cause this is what they call the flats. Just hit the top of the hill. (which one?) biggest one. Yeah, cause I used to live up here at the trailor parks, about a mile out. 30 years ago. Probably older than you are. (incomprehensible) heyuck a heh! jokes. Those flags are really big aren't they?
Steve: Yeah people here are really patriotic.
Guy: When I was in Spokan... I used to sell the phone thing, what do you call that? 40 bucks. They gave me a paycheck, I said give it to someone who wants a flag. Yeah cause my cowboy buddy lives down here by the gas station, but I've got to find my wife, wherever the hell she's at. Can't do nothing right. Course I'm irish... hahaha! Don't look at me like that!
Steve: (nervous laughter)
Guy: Course we could always fight.
Steve: ... I suppose...
Guy: Well you got to stick up for yourself, that's one god damned thing.
Steve: I'm not a fighter I'm an artist.
Guy: I'm both. After I beat you up I could always draw you. I was a bronche rider, my friend was a bull rider. He's broke up worse than me.
Steve: Both seem like excellent career paths for inflicting long term pain on yourself
Guy: How old are you? 38?
Steve: 24.
Guy: Oh, make my mind up, would you? Go up to the next block. My stupid wife is up there. I'm going to visit my wife. I'm probably going to beat her up. KIDDING! I'll probably beat up her boyfriend though. My buddy rick works at that liquor store, I'll probably get a pint from him. If I can't find her, hell with it, someone else can have her. Stories are always good. You've always got something to remember. Remember me.
Gene: Remember me. What's my name?
Guy: Patrick.
Gene: Gene. You're off to a bad start. (Gene gives him a couple bucks and wishes him well)
Please Stand By For These Important Words:
I've seen some of Indiana, and a nice suburb of Chicago called Villa Park (habitated by the brother-in-law and sister of the guys I'm traveling with), who for CHURCH RUNNING CHRISTIANS, are as nice as the ones who talked me into/helped-me-into Baptism. I've met these guys' mom and dad, and also the drummer's wife and kid (M and O), AND EVEN HER PARENTS (in KOHLER, WI); all these places I've stayed, and at the very least, with THIER family who felt so much like my own in my first week away from home.
I am cooking as much as I can. For everyone who'll have us over. Carrying babies off as much as the blessings would let me.
Talking to each and everyone aside, and the whole time being asked to travel only for the sake of my abilities to play music (and wash clothes).
Now I'm making ten-bucks a day for all my "band-mother" duties: cooking, laundry, and general handling of the band's collective absent-mindedness.
We are presently mixing down a demo (of which I am ALSO in charge of) that we recorded with some of the best recording/playing equipment I've ever seen, and in a place where I feel a certain part of my childhood might still be missing (Cassville, WI).
I've been to Eau Claire, WI, a small, though musically supportive town in itself, and went skinny-dipping (nearly) at dawn in a river; though had the BEST time when I met Mali, from Menomonee, WI, who took us to the river-bottoms (Chippewa?). I saw brothers (mine) connect after years. I made a long-overdue friend. I threw myself further into the river. I sat IN the current (literally). From where I sat with Mali digging rocks and transversing the current, I saw a boy plunge tens-of-feet off the train truss-ell (bridge) with my companions (brothers), only he didn't come back up, and after long hours of searching, we found out days later that his body was discovered in the dam, down-river.
The sun was shining when he died. The weather was beautiful and people all around him were holding each other and discovering their own mortality.
We drove on to other gems: Minneapolis. Fargo(where I'd finally been able to pick up traces of friends who'd played there before and gave me a show ( a good one with the FILLERS and LONELY H and Blind Joe (the best damn country singer I know) because of it..) Bismarck, where we met the BEST friends of the so-far trip, Elijah and a supernatural group from Minneapolis called "Spirits of the Red City". A family band, whom I don't mind admitting, were the result of any hard dreaming and listening I've done inside myself for so long.
SOTRC are a gorgeous, supernatural-sounding, seven-piece, led by Will Garrison, (who's done his time in Louisville and Minneapolis, AT LEAST). There are a pair of classically-trained fiddle players (BROTHERS) (one little, one big) who not ONLY COOK (WELL), but who play like they were playing each other's wedding/funeral, and who play along side one Rachel Overby (Double-Bass, Vocals) AND her adorable sister (whom you might equally fall for), Alyssa; both of who grew up in one of the biggest folk tribes of the Northwest. I met them and ate with them, and then after my time in Billings, Montana, caught up with them again in Missoula, MT where we were greeted like old friends and forced ourselves into next-day hedonism (foods/hammocks/
mango-mimosas), and for the rest of the day proceeded to cook, cook, cook. Two names not yet mentioned are surprises for you. But know this tribe is not only RELEVANT, but talented as any sing-along you or I could ever muster.
I am in love with all of them, equally, for seven different reasons.
I played a show in Missoula at the same house party. I was told I made a boy cry (which was always a true gauge for me, ask my new friends).
I played with Will and smoked with Anthony, and amazed all with an after-hours-Swiss-Chard sauté, stacked with GARLIC and more-garlic-rooster-HEAT, left-over diced, fried potatoes, PEANUT-BUTTER and RAISINS (of all things). IT WAS "AFRICAN". YUP. "AFRICAN". AND THEY LOVED IT. OVER SPAGHETTI. Then as a digestive/dessert, I served fresh-watermelon sprinkled (secretly) with sweetened lemonade mix. I was blowing minds. Forget about the girl that blew me off that night, though would've married me the night before. Nice teeth, yes. Good ears, maybe. Poor sleeping skills, indeed.
I made some mistakes, coming onto girls(one or two, sisters of mine) with several different reactions (not regrets, but forgetting myself).
I made friends and can't forget the hitchhiker we picked up between Billings and Missoula that we took all the way to Butte. Crazy Fuck."..my ugly wife..I can say that cuz I love her" Dave transcribed the whole thing..I snuck a picture.
I slept as many sleepless nights as I ever have. I had a nightmare hitting Idaho. (ask me about it), and woke up screaming as Steve drove and Dave wondered even MORE about me. They finally understood (or maybe not) why I DON'T SLEEP MUCH.
I've seen Wisconsin, Minnesota, North Dakota, Montana, Idaho and Washington for the first time and fell for each of them.I saw Seattle for the first time today. Another religious pilgrimage of sorts (nearly L.A.).
I played Seattle for the first time today.
I may see Christa in the next coming days.
I am alone and OKAE..
I miss you, too..
GeneJr
Monday, June 29, 2009
Death
I'm pretty sure I've narrowed down how I'm going to die to one of two options. Either Steve's driving, or Gene's driving.
Steve
- Ignores me when I tell him important timely directions like STOP or TURN LEFT HERE or WATCH OUT FOR THAT DEER.
- Tailgates.
- Drives under the speed limit.
- Drifts all over the road if there are any distractions like beef jerky, someone being not perfectly still in the passenger seat, a semi somewhere, or he needs to move the sun visor.
Gene
- Fucks with the ipod while swerving all over the road.
- Starts lane changes THEN shoulder checks THEN violently swerves back into his lane if there's someone in his blind spot.
- Drives with his face about 4 inches from the steering wheel.
- Claims he's fine to drive when he's drunk or going on 10 minutes of sleep.
- Can't hear the turn signal clicking, and so leaves it on until I tell him YET AGAIN to turn it off.
- Has that New York City taxi / go-cart-racer driving style.
Today Steve was driving and Gene was napping in the back and Gene woke up screaming. "Aaaaah! Nooo! Noooooo!" He had a dream Steve fell asleep driving and he woke up to see Steve slumped over just as we were about to plunge off the mountains and die.
Why don't I drive more often you ask, seeing as I'm the least likely to get us all killed? I'm trying to get some work done. It's not exactly the most calming work environment though, so just remember that next time you're a little bored in your non-deadly cube.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
New Itinerary, old photos
More minor changes may be made in the near future. Keep your eyes peeled.
We also recently got our hands (via Facebook) on some photos a friend took of our Eau Claire backyard show.
Share and enjoy!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
</radio silence>
As Dave mentioned in his post, we played a sweet show in Fargo. Here's some bootlegs:
Karate - You've gotta show an audience who's boss!
Summertime Roll - Wait... we started with this one. Maybe we didn't show anyone who's boss after all.
thE32nd - (5)
Happiness - We've gotten better at killing the computer when it gets unruly.
The Adventures of Cri... yadda yadda - So sick of typing that (and a fever. Sick of the fever too.)
Fat Kid Emo Pants - This song gets better every time we play it! (It was even better at the Bismark show! (which you will never hear (see later portions of this post))).
It's a Good Thing - The only one where we didn't have to kill the computer at all.
Total Eclipse of the Heart - Even country fans appreciate epicness when they see it.
Other amusing quotes of the evening.
Girl 1: Let's go in and see [blind] Joe play!
Girl 2: Even though he can't see us.
aww...
Part 2!
The next day, we played a totally sweet show in Bismark, ND. That was booked in a similar way in that the open mic we meant to play got canceled, but we jumped on the bill of an actual show later.
It was a really good show that, unfortunately, we didn't get a good recording of.
Company was the only song which remotely turned out. The rest were too distorted by the recording process. Sad day.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Fargo, ND, Rock Capital of the World!
We played for beer. We opened for The Lonely H who were a bunch of very talented 20 year olds growing their mustaches as hard as they could. They've been at it since 13. The last band was The Fillers. We helped get the dance party started, then they let us crash on their extremely comfortable couches.
Me to the first cute girl: Come dance! (She comes up to dance)
First cute girl to second cute girl: Come up here! (She comes up too)
Both cute girls to Gene: Dance with us!
30 seconds pass.
Second cute girl to Gene: Your hands are too low. I'm not comfortable with this.
First cute girl to me: I mean, we can dance, but I have a boyfriend.
10 seconds pass.
First cute girl is dancing with second cute girl. I'm slow dancing with Gene.
Rock and Roll!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Too diseased to type
Total eclipse of the heart
It's a Good Thing
Adventures of Cristobal...
The 32nd
Chelsea Hotel No. 2
Also
Gene: (using Steve's computer) The internet is slow. I guess I can download porn later.
Steve: Please don't download porn on my computer.
Me: (pretending to be Steve) Hm, let's consider all the implications of that joke, and take it to its logical conclusion.
Steve: I will set you both ablaze.
Later that day...
Steve: What? Who broke the leg off my amp?
Gene: We're pretty rough on that thing.
Me: Yeah. Sometimes I jump off the bridge with it.
Steve: Please don't download porn on my amplifier.
I couldn't stop laughing. That brother of mine, he's one sharp dude.
Also, we were going to pick up groceries in Monomonee for dinner with a girl Gene was impressing.
Gene: How do you guys feel about driving?
Me: It's just down there. Let's walk.
Gene: (resigned) Ok...
Later...
Gene: (to me) I've got like 120 pounds on you. That whole walk I was trying really hard not to breathe hard. HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF!
Tensions Run Stupid
Me: Gene wants us to go check out that free band over there. Want me to unplug you? (unplug)
Steve's Computer: Beep!
Steve gives me a look of contempt.
I plug the computer back in.
Steve's Computer: Beep!
Steve: STOP UNPLUGGING AND PLUGGING IN MY COMPUTER!!!
Me: (driving) Where to park... I guess we could just park in a garage. There's one...
Gene: Turn left.
I turn right, looking for a cheaper garage.
Gene: I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!
Steve: Then we'll do Total Eclipse.
Gene: I am sick of butchering that song! Our time will be better served doing originals!
Steve: No! People like covers!
Simmering tension...
Tee Hee!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Better late than never.
Karate - by Alan Eliazar, a friend of Gene's. It's got some pretty sweet lyrics about... well... karate.
Somewhere in Between - Gene's Supervillain song!
The 32nd - I think we get a prize once we've got 32 bootlegs of this. (4)...
Summertime Roll - By Gene's Addiction
It's a Good Thing - Computer! You betray us!
Total Eclipse of the Heart - Seriously, Computer. I will throw you out a window.
Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2 - Hopefully, me getting pissed off and slamming my computer shut looked like "stage presence"...
We didn't play anything yesterday because we're lazy and went swimming in Menominee instead.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Proof Yet Again
Wait, that stands for Acts 4:20. Tee hee!
I chalk this up to a greater trend where people creating religiously themed whatever sometimes completely lack an ear for innuendo or cultural references. My other favorite example being an 18th birthday party I was invited to many years ago: A Celebration Of Christian Manhood. Well, that or any song containing words like, "Jesus inside me" or "on my knees for Jesus" and so on. Giggle.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Zombie Dog at the Zombie House
Yesterday, we learned the ever important lesson of microphone placement. We now have two bootlegging devices, so the recordings should be twice as good, right? Unfortunately, we did a terrible job of placing them; the mics got completely overloaded on one, and its tracks are unusable. We salvaged the other though and got some pretty decent recordings, especially of some of Gene's stuff.
Share and enjoy.
If I Gave You a Guitar - If Gene gives you a guitar, you damn well better write him a song now!
The 32nd - It only took until the 3rd time I posted this song to get the name right!
Something in Between - Turns out Gene has a super-villain song too! Kick ass!
Summertime Roll - Some more Jane's Addictionny goodness for you.
Happiness - This ones a little quieter than the rest of our songs, so it turned out pretty well in the end.
Carpedium - Super-villains for everyone!
Fat Kid Emo Pants - Singing "I went to UWEC and gained the freshman 15" made me really sad. I did gain 15+ pounds after coming to UWEC!
It's a Good Thing - It's a passable thing. This song was mostly a sound check, so the levels aren't perfect.
Canadian Drugs PSA - A completely unironic cover, I assure you.
Total Eclipse of the Heart - Turn around Eau Claire.
The Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2 - I hate typing out that name so much! My poor abused wrists!
We're also playing the open mic at the mousetrap tonight.
We'll be back in town July 14th.
Friday, June 19, 2009
A Horrendous Cacaphony of Sound
Long story short, we had a lot of fun, but these recordings aren't the best you've ever heard.
32 - Gene's hit radio single.
Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2 - Now that we have a bassist, we pretty much have to play this one every day.
It's a Good Thing - our radio hit single.
I am the Greatest - since this one is pretty simple to teach new people.
Every Rose Has its Thorn - Isn't this song about a stripper? There was no room for strippers in the bell tower!
Jam 1 - We had a new instrument and new musicians, it was hard not to just noodle around and jam every once in a while.
Jam 2 - Really hard
Jam 3 - Ok, we probably weren't really trying to stay on any kind of track.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Madison Bell Tower
You play it on a set of levers laid out like a piano keyboard.
There aren't very many people who play these things, so those who do tend to know each other. Tim's grandfather was the president of some carillon society or another, so when Tim talked with the guy who sort of runs the carillon on the UW Madison campus, he said, "How could I get in here to practice?" The guy answered, "I knew your grandfather. I'll give you a copy of this key." And that was that.
Now Tim has had this idea for a while that it would be fun to get a band up in the tower to play along with the bells, so that's what we did yesterday. Holy fuck it was fun. First, I played the carillon for a couple of songs. The lower keys have huge bells with huge knockers, so you really have to get into hitting the levers. My left hand is a little bruised actually. Then we traded around a lot with different people on bass, drums, guitar, vocals, and bells. The sound travels really far too, so we were playing for everyone in a 4 block radius or so. The drums sounded great up there, they were almost as fun to play as the bells. I had a couple of goose-bump moments on both bells and drums where I thought, "This is soooo much fun! Waaaaaah!"
People walking by were amazed that someone was using the tower. We just left the door open, so while we were playing lots of wide eyed people would come upstairs to take a look around. The floor the band was on was quite loud because of the drums and guitar. The next level up was quite loud because of the bells. The view is great as well, so it was quite an experience with this tremendous cacophony and view of the sunset. If you were brave, you could climb up the old wooden ladder, across the plank over the bells, and up the iron ladder to the roof. I gave a lot of tours between songs.
We have some friends in Madison, so we got to spend a lot of time hanging out with them in the tower. It was super fun, all said.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
3-minute setup! (plus or minus rock time...)
By begging the guy running the event (Mark Croft. Buy him a drink, my friends.) and promising to setup in 3 minutes or less, we secured a spot at the last minute. As we were setting up, some other guy on tour from Kansas City showed up and too begged for a spot. (Seriously, Mark is a great and gracious fellow and deserves free beer.)
Due to the 3-minute time constraint (ok, we set up in 6), we couldn't set up everything.
Here's what we sound like with no guitar effects, computers, or drums other than one snare:
Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2 - This was actually the last song we played, but it sounded the best. (I love having a bassist!)
It's a Good Thing - I didn't really miss the computer until we hit the bridge of this song...
Happiness - we started off with our ballad because Dave hadn't gotten his drum yet, and this song isn't so dependent on percussion.
No Total Eclipse that night. Gene's still not completely comfortable with it. (Understandably, so! Have you seen the chord progression for that sucker? It's all over the place!)
Tonight, we plan to play in a bell tower. Rawk!
Monday, June 15, 2009
Downtime plus rawk
It's a Good Thing - With bonus bassy awesomeness!
I Am the Greatest - Some things never change
Happiness - The token ballad for the
Adventures of Cristobal Pt. 2 - Adventurous!
Summertime Roll - So yeah... we're playing a Jane's Addiction song now, it turns out.
Gene's Song (I forget what he called it) - this is one of our bassist's own songs. Good times with variety!
Fat Kid Emo Pants - They're fat and emo. What other excuse do we need?
Downtime
In Chicago we tracked down a show for the return trip in a bar where the bartender told us this story after buying the small crowd a round of shots.
"My friend Mikey's birthday is today, but I buried him yesterday. He was checked into rehab, and those bitches checked him out. He didn't even have a heroin problem, it was for something else, but that's what he OD'd on. They drove around with him dead in the back seat for 3 hours. He was 24. He had a girlfriend and an 18 month old. Today everyone is getting fuuuucked up."
Also,
"I'm dating someone out in Seattle. He's one of the fishermen from Deadliest Catch. (she shows us a picture signed by all the fishermen) I don't even like seafood! Last time I was out there I asked, 'Uh, can I have a steak?'"
Friday, June 12, 2009
(gene here:)
I've been on the road two days with these two brothers, and I believe wholeheartedly that this is the path that was meant and laid out for me. A friend sent me a quote from a Anne Lamott book, where she talks about a friend who had all these things go wrong in her life, over and over, and she was trying to be a good sport, but one day on a train, she was whining to a guy next to her and (now I will quote from the book):
"it turned out that this man worked for the Dalli Lama. And he said, gently, that they believe when a lot of things start going wrong all at once, it is to protect something big and lovely that is trying to get itself born, and that this something needs for you to be distracted so that it can be born as perfectly as possible."
This sort of says it all about this moment in my life and now this tour. more on all these things and more..when I RETURN..
A taste of things to come.
Here is a taste of that. Listen to how awesome that man sounds despite never having practiced or played our songs before!
It's a Good Thing - Anyway, we took a day off to practice and teach him the songs. From here on out, we'll be more rockinger than ever!
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Fort Wayne
with weirdos.
Conversation outside the bar as we're packing up:
Sunburned dude: Hey, what's up.
Me: Not much. You from the Fort Wayne area?
Sunburned dude: Yeah, just up the road in a town of about 200 people. I'm a farmer. How about you?
Me: We're from Queens up in New York. We're on a big tour to Seattle and back.
Sunburned dude: Is Queens a small town?
Me: Part of the city actually.
Sunburned dude: Get a lot of pussy up there?
Me: (somewhat startled pause, poorly hidden) My fair share I guess.
Sunburned dude: How about on this tour?
Me: Nah, I'm sure the smell doesn't help, among other reasons.
Which made me think two things. First, sunburned dude needs to spend some time in a town larger than 200 people. Second, there are lots of little details that it's hard to appreciate, like:
- The smell of the van in morning after three not-recently-showered guys slept in it.
- Spending hours in Starbucks trying to figure out where to play next.
- How fun it is to rock out even if you only get 10 minutes and you spent all day getting there.
- How much time you spend being irritable because you're lost and not eating properly.
- The moments where someone does something really amazing at an open mic in the middle of nowhere.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
You Will Be Successful In Toledo
I played this old piano they had in the room. It was all very fun. What a great corner of America we tracked down. Seriously, let's all write poems and hit up some open poetry nights.Also, here's Gene, our new basist. Don't ask me how we all fit in the van, I don't really get it myself, but I slept like a rock. He's on his way to Portland to try out for an honest to goodness successful band, and we're going to get him there at the rate of about negative ten miles an hour.Rock and roll!